For all of you who read my previous post and bet that Mr. Grumpy Pumpkin would be attacked by bugs, congratulations! I had to toss him in the trash tonight because approximately three million sand gnats decided to inhabit his fleshy orange core until it turned black and rather unsightly. The good news is that since I no longer have a pumpkin on my porch I can sit peacefully in the dark, back corner of my hermitage and avoid awkward encounters with trick-or-treaters.
I forgot to buy candy. Oops.
Happy Halloween!
